Laughter can be a huge turn-on for people; it warms the heart and makes one feel light-hearted, which often puts people in the right mood.
Therefore, sending your partner funny and flirty messages at intervals helps to provide the right level of sexual tension needed; hence, flirting with them can spark up the romance between the both of you.
Flirty text messages are fun and playful ways of keeping things spicy and romantic in your relationship while reminding him of your playful nature.
Sometimes, a flirty text shouldn’t be overly suggestive. A sweet, innocent text can do the trick to keep things light while showing your romantic interest.
These messages are perfect if you’re getting to know him or prefer to keep things gentle and wholesome.
So, if you want to make him feel warm, blush, or even roll on the couch laughing with flirty messages in his inbox, here are ideal messages that will add enough spice to your relationship and bring out the best in your partner.
Flirty texts to make him laugh so hard
1. Do you love me now, darling, or should I pass you again?
2. I will rate you a nine on a scale of 1 to 10 because I am the one you need to complete your life.
3. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
4. I wonder if you are a magician since every time you turn and look at me, the rest of the world seems to fade away.
5. Can we stay like this for a while? Your eyes are so full, and I keep getting lost in them.
6. Baby, I think you are made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
7. I just wanted to feel the warmth of your hand, and I tripped and fell hard for you.
8. I think I should follow you home. The app on my phone told me that you are my final stop.
9. If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U & I together.
10. You look so amazing, but guess what will look even better on you? Me.
11. I love you even when I am hungry because you are sweet to taste.
12. If kisses were snowflakes, I would send you a blizzard.
13. I don’t know if you know much about photography, but I can picture us together.
14. You must be a parking ticket because FINE is written all over you.
15. Are we at the airport? My heart keeps soaring every time I see you.
16. I must be a snowflake because I always fall for you.
17. If you were a fruit, I would say that you are a damn FINE apple.
18. I woke up feeling grim today, and then I remembered that I was missing my vitamin U.
19. Where are you from? You must be from Australia because when I look at you, I feel like I am down under.
20. I’M NOT A GENIE, but I can make your dreams come true.
21. What’s up with you? Were you burnt by the sun, or are you always this hot?
22. Your beauty blinded me; therefore, I’ll require your name and number for insurance purposes.
23. Even if there is no gravity, I will still fall for you.
24. Have you got any pencils? I want to wipe out all your past and start on a clean slate with you.
25. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
26. Tell me! Was it painful when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack!
27. I think I dropped something while looking at you. Nevermind! It is just my jaw.
28. I want you to be my light bulb because you make my life brighter and happier.
29. Are you from Tennessee?” Because you are the only ten I see.
30. Was it just me, or did we just take the same elevator together? Because when I say that I’m falling, I mean falling for you on many levels.
31. The love I have for you is greater than the number pi; it has no limit.
32. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’ve got a sweet behind.
33. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
34. You are like a dictionary; you bring meaning into my life.
35. If you were a triangle, you would be an ‘acute’ one.
36. You must be a Wi-Fi because I’m feeling a connection.
37. You must be a broom because just by looking at you, you swept me off my feet.
38. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d run down.
39. Is your dad an artist? Because you are a masterpiece.
40. They say there are two types of friends: those who enter your life and those who crawl in unnoticed like ninjas, and the latter is you.
41. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
42. I promise to always be beside you. Or under you, or on top of you, whichever one you prefer.
43. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
44. Where there is beauty, there will always be a heart that admires; if beauty were time, you would be one entire time.
45. Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
46. What is your greatest desire? I can make them come true with a wave of my magic wand.
47. Do you have a name? Or should I call you mine?
48. I just checked my to-do list and figured I was missing you.
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Innocent flirty text message for him
Sometimes, sending a flirty text with a soft and innocent tone can make all the difference. You don’t have to come on strong with suggestive messages; the key to keeping things simple is to be more subtle to make things more intriguing.
This is often necessary if you have just met your partner or you are trying to take things slow. Below are some innocent, flirty text messages for him
49. The other night, I dreamt of you and woke up grinning.
50. I can’t stop smiling when I think of you.
51. I’m so glad you’re in my life; you are the source of my happiness.
52. Whenever I see your name appear on my phone screen, I feel so happy to have you.
53. You make me happy, and I feel lucky to have you.
54. I’ve become addicted to your smile. It warms my heart and makes my stomach flurry.
55. You are the best thing that has happened to me; we are complete with each other.
56. You are such a charmer. I can’t stop smiling because of you.
57. I always think about you, which gives me so much pleasure.
58. I would love to get lost in your dreamy eyes forever.
59. The thought of you makes me blush so hard.
60. My stomach fills up with butterflies whenever you are close to me. Your arms set my soul on fire.
61. Hold me closer always. Your embrace is where I want to be at all times.
62. You bring out the best in me and make me feel so safe in your love.
63. Whenever I lay my eyes on you, I develop a crush on you all over again.
64. Being around you makes my head fuzzy.
65. I often get lost in my thoughts and reminisce about how great it is to be with you; you fill me with so much love.
66. I can never resist your beauty and charm, and it is difficult to divert my attention from you.
67. Talking to you is like receiving a prized gift for Christmas.
68. I’m counting down the minutes until I get to meet you, baby.
69. It always feels like seeing the brightest star every time you are around.
70. I love being around you. You always make me feel happy.
71. You’re always my sunshine on a cloudy day, and you won’t believe what I’m willing to do just to hold you in my hands once more.
72. I look forward to being with you. You make me feel things I’ve never felt before.
73. Thinking of you makes me smile, sweetheart. You are my happy thoughts.
74. You are my first thought in the morning and my last at nightfall; your love came to me without warning, and now I am lost in you.
75. Your touch makes everything feel better, and your voice is so soothing that I could listen to you talk for hours.
76. You complete me, my darling. Every day with you, you make the world seem brighter.
77. The first time I saw you, I immediately believed in love at first sight.
78. Your eyes on me make me feel like the most beautiful girl in the world; I will always adore you.
79. Loving you is like having a warm blanket in the coldest winter. Your love shields me from the cruelty of the world.
80. Every day with you is a special occasion; you are the best gift I could ever get.
81. You sure know how to walk a room, as you make every room you step into seem brighter.
82. Your smile is a secret code that unlocks every door to my heart.
83. You are the most perfect embodiment of beauty I have ever seen.
84. Your smile melts my heart and makes my heart race wildly.
85. I just saw the cutest thing and was reminded of you.
86. You drive me crazy, mi amor.
87. I don’t feel quite myself whenever we are apart.
88. I have a magnetic attraction to you; you are always drawing me closer.
89. I will do anything to be in your arms tonight.
90. You remind me of the beauty of the oceans, and your voice is like a thousand songbirds.
91. I could text you all day, but nothing is better than spending the whole day with you.
92. I’m craving your lovely embrace right now.
93. If I were to talk about my favorite things in the world, your smile would be at the top of the list.
94. I can’t stop thinking about you and the way you kiss me.
95. You are always in my mind, even when I am busy. I adore you.
96. I didn’t know I was missing a piece of me until I met you.
97. I always think about you when I listen to romantic songs.
98. I don’t think you had time to sleep last night since you were in my dream all through the night.
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Flirty text messages to make him blush
If you want to turn up the heat in your relationship, one of the sure ways you can do that is to send texts that would make him blush.
It is often fun as these messages inject some spice into your conversations with your partner. Try out these flirty texts to make your man go red in the cheeks.
99. I can’t decide whether I miss you or need you or if all I want is to kiss you.
100. I can’t seem to get the sweet melody of your voice out of my head.
101. I need to include how your body fits perfectly against mine.
102. The thought of your heartbeat quickening against mine makes me miss you even more.
103. Every nerve in my body feels electrifying just by recounting the times we spent together.
104. I got out of the house and out of your sight, but I couldn’t leave you out of my thoughts all day; I could not even wipe this smile off my face.
105. Every part of me longs to be in your loving presence.
106. Just when I thought the day could not get any better, I remembered your lips on mine.
107. I dreamt about you last night and hope to make the dream a reality tonight.
108. How do you manage to make my belly flutter even through text?
109. I want you to be here so that you can see me smile.
110. I wish I could be with you right now; it would make my day 10000% better.
111. I am not sure about tomorrow, but I know that today will be a lot better with your taste on my lips.
112. Hello, handsome; every time I think about you, it makes me feel so good; thinking about you brings me bliss.
113. Your beauty is so overwhelming, and I can’t stop thinking of what it will be like to be in your arms tonight.
114. Letting you out of my sight increases just how much I long to be back in it.
115. You are so alluring; even the sight of you gives me goosebumps.
116. You know you’re dangerously good at making me smile.
117. I would like to see how cute you look when you blush.
118. I don’t know about you, but my perfect night wish is for us to get cozy and warm each other up.
119. Sometimes I wish we were in a position where I am kissing you rather than texting you.
120. Every part of me wants to know how you feel because my stomach feels like a dozen butterflies whenever I think of you.
121. I have become overly obsessed with wanting to see you constantly. I don’t know what to do with this feeling.
122. You make me feel things I’ve never felt before.
123. You are way too adorable, which means it is easier for you to distract me.
124. Ever since you texted me, I’ve been smiling like an idiot.
125. You are the only person who can make me blush by sending a simple text message.
126. I can’t stop thinking about how wonderful your body feels against mine.
127. Each time your name appears on my notifications, my heartbeat becomes irregular.
128. Nothing in this world says ‘you are special’ more than when I get a text message from you.
129. You are just too cute for your own good.
130. I’d love to see your face right now – I bet you’re blushing!
131. Whenever I find myself thinking of you, I can’t help but smile.
132. There is always something about you that turns me on.
133. I never imagined someone could turn me on, only from the thought of getting a text message.
134. I’ve been counting the minutes until I get to see you again.
135. I didn’t know you could make me blush this much, and I like the feeling very much.
136. All I need is your embrace to make my day.
137. So that you know, I’m planning on seducing you tonight.
138. If I could wish for one thing, it would be to feel you once more.
139. You fix me with that gorgeous smile and make me believe I am extraordinary.
140. Thinking about last night we shared, I can’t help but smile.
141. I thought I could never feel this hollow about someone not being around me until I met you.
142. My lips feel so dry without your taste on it.
143. I was thinking of you while I put on this sexy dress. I can’t wait for you to take it all off tonight.
144. You always know how to thrill me with your lovely smile.
145. When we hug, I feel like there is nobody else in this world other than you.
146. You are the best part of my day. Thinking about you makes me smile so much that it hurts.
147. I wish you were sharing my bed tonight. If I asked you to come over, what would you say?